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Mentally ill ?!


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I do that to regulair doors (my dog do that ... like a giant swallow ...)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush (intentionally, but I do not believe only that helps me ...?).
[x] You have been called a blond (By my brother ... who is a real blond ... ).

TOTAL: 5

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow (Haven't try I know I can't !)
[...] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (for my defense I do not know what is your Twinkle thing… .
[ ] You just sang them to make sure (hello ??).
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it (I-Really-don't-care ... boring movie is boring ...).
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (water boiled from my pasta ... shut up )
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 10

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking (Papa said to me "women are made for thinking so ... KITCHEN NOW BITCH !!").
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about (I like to tell story two in the same time).
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (People don't come near to me you know ...)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 14

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math (all ze tiiime ).
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (and some not accidentally ... That's how I learn grasshopper bite hard).
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (in my worl nothing is important).
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time .

TOTAL: 17

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things .
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused .
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before (I prefer make people fall ...)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (Oh yeeees ! And i interpret movie poster too, that of Sinbab is very interesting besides).
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means (That means "je m'en cogne de ce que tu raconte" or "oui c'est ça ..." or just "repete pas je m'en fous" ...)
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin (nope !! 'coz Gertrude had the same result HAHAHA I'm so clever !).

TOTAL: 22

22x4= 88% - God made me at his image ...


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